Total Medals Earned: 108 (From
23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Ban him at 500 + MPH
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Finish the Tutorial
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
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Get to know your new BFF.
YUM
Leave the tower
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Chill out in the funky room!
You naughty punk!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!